41 Ways to say “DRUNK.”

As the first child born in my family, I am celestially inclined towards list-making. Hence, I present you with a little something Forth and I came up with last fall whilst sitting bored at a Starbucks:

1.) Inebriated

2.) Sauced

3.) A bit tight

4.) Wasted

5.) Three sheets to the wind

6.) Pissed

7.) Tossed

8.) Fucked up

9.) Overserved

10.) Crunk

11.) Intoxicated

12.) Plastered

13.) Bombed

14.) Liquored up

15.) Off your face

16.) Buzzed

17.) Getting tipsy

18.) Shitfaced

19.) Sotting with brandy

20.) Trashed

21.) Under the influence

22.) Sloshed (an obvious miss courtesy of Viana_17)

23.) Hammered (another obvious miss courtesy of lostincollegestation)

24.) Shithoused (courtesy of lostincollegestation)

25.) Smashed (yet another obvious miss courtesy of fearthepenguin44)

26.) Loaded (fearthepenguin44)

27.) Loopy (fearthepenguin44)

28.) Blotto (T-dizzle-and bonus points because it is Aussie/Kiwi slang)

29.) Pitschsnoggled

30.) Tanked

31.) Bushwacked

32.) Tore-up

32.) Tow-up (29-32 courtesy of T-dizzle-speak)

33.) Sotting drunk

34.) Sozzled

35.) Four to the floor

36.) Fershnookered

37.) Blitzed

38.) Got beer goggles on (34-38 thanks to TheBeardedMan)

39.) Messed up

40.) Obliterated (39-41 courtesy of MadHatter)

41.) “In the loony bin” (’cause apparently it’s common with college kids in Iowa)

Did we miss any? TELL US, and maybe I’ll post the list of 22 ways to say “boning…”

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