Girl on Girl.

Because I’m a girl, it’s okay for me to have crushes on other girls. Without anymore ado, here are my top five Girl Crushes….

1.) Natalie Portman:

I love Natalie. I dressed up as Queen Amidala for Halloween and only wished that I looked as hot as she did. Natalie also stars in my all-time favorite Garden State, and I probably love her combination of hot and cute. In a way, you can’t imagine her giving it to a dude, but then when it actually happens, it’s pretty hot. See Paris, J’taime.

Natalie has also been rumored to be dating a number of men that I also find particularly delicious, including John Mayer, Zach Braff, and Gael Garcia Bernal.

Oh, AND she went to Harvard. Brains…body….talent. Perfect.

Hot, cute, innocent, sexy, pretty….Natalie can do it all.

2.) Rachel McAdams:

One of the newer loves in my life, Rachel first won my heart in The Notebook. Ryan Gosling already had it, thanks to Remember the Titans. She can play a lot of different characters, but always with the same cute sarcasm and charm. I’ve gotta say…she’s best as a blonde.

3.) Mandy Moore:

I don’t just have a crush on Mandy Moore: I want to BE Mandy Moore. She isn’t a stick, she has healthy curves, her boobs are decently proportioned, and she looks good as both a blonde, and brunette. Plus, she’s gone out with Zach Braff AND Andy Roddick. Wtf? She has a great voice, she can act too, AND she got to drive a VW Bug in her first music video. That really got my goat when I was 12, let me tell you. Her movies are cheesy and I love them. She is hot. That is all.

4.) Kirsten Dunst:

It gets a little messy when we start talking about Kirsten Dunst. I wanted to be her in Little Women when she was like, 8 and playing the part of Amy. When I was old enough to appreciate Interview With the Vampire, it was Brad Pitt that was obviously taking the reins of my heterosexual tendancies, but then Kirsten got a little dirty and went to rehab and yada-yada. Nonetheless, she’s my favorite cute, sexy little mess from Bring It On to Crazy/Beautiful to Spiderman to Elizabethtown to Marie Antoinette to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I mean….I’ve totally not seen that many of her movies. What?

5.) Maggie Gyllenhaal:

She should have been Kirsten’s sister-in-law, but whatevs. Maggie seems to be the most grown-up girl on my list, what with a fiancé and a baby and all, but she’s real, and she’s cute, and she should also pick better movies to be in. Sorry, but SherryBaby just left a bad taste in my mouth. Literally.

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