As the first child born in my family, I am celestially inclined towards list-making. Hence, I present you with a little something Forth and I came up with last fall whilst sitting bored at a Starbucks:
1.) Inebriated
2.) Sauced
3.) A bit tight
4.) Wasted
5.) Three sheets to the wind
6.) Pissed
7.) Tossed
8.) Fucked up
9.) Overserved
10.) Crunk
11.) Intoxicated
12.) Plastered
13.) Bombed
14.) Liquored up
15.) Off your face
16.) Buzzed
17.) Getting tipsy
18.) Shitfaced
19.) Sotting with brandy
20.) Trashed
21.) Under the influence
22.) Sloshed (an obvious miss courtesy of Viana_17)
23.) Hammered (another obvious miss courtesy of lostincollegestation)
24.) Shithoused (courtesy of lostincollegestation)
25.) Smashed (yet another obvious miss courtesy of fearthepenguin44)
26.) Loaded (fearthepenguin44)
27.) Loopy (fearthepenguin44)
28.) Blotto (T-dizzle-and bonus points because it is Aussie/Kiwi slang)
29.) Pitschsnoggled
30.) Tanked
31.) Bushwacked
32.) Tore-up
32.) Tow-up (29-32 courtesy of T-dizzle-speak)
33.) Sotting drunk
34.) Sozzled
35.) Four to the floor
36.) Fershnookered
37.) Blitzed
38.) Got beer goggles on (34-38 thanks to TheBeardedMan)
39.) Messed up
40.) Obliterated (39-41 courtesy of MadHatter)
41.) “In the loony bin” (’cause apparently it’s common with college kids in Iowa)
Did we miss any? TELL US, and maybe I’ll post the list of 22 ways to say “boning…”
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