Fros-ty the Snowmaaan…was a douche.

I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow I hate snow.

That said, Forth is nuts if he thinks any of you non-existent readers are going to sit and watch that special embedded video of his for 58 minutes. Nuh-uh. I am choosing to hate on his post, simply because he left a Pop-Tart wrapper on the dresser this morning. And it wasn’t even a good flavor. Brown sugar and cinnamon. So there.

My mind is saying “Back, you should really get some homework done.” However, the fact that I just got done serving overpriced coffee drinks to stay-at-home-soccer-moms with Louis Vuitton purses and Chanel earrings, speaks otherwise. Screw you Mrs. Skim Sugar Free Vanilla Extra Hot No Foam 3 Splenda Easy Syrup Latté: I’m watching Family Guy reruns instead.
**Back

All that glitters…

It is snowing AGAIN! I had a friend who has been rooting for the city to get more than a hundred inches of snow this year but this is ridiculous.

Don’t let Back fool you, she knows exactly how many months there are until the wedding. She probably has a counter up on her Google homepage for that express purpose – that is what she does.

I emptied out my personal email inbox last night at the behest of 43Folders and the idea of InboxZero. Back always runs with an empty inbox -”I hate clutter,” she says. But I am the guy who lets his email build, reading and never doing anything about it. I’m attempting to change that and I’m also attempting to embed a video about it on here. We’ll see if it works.

~Forth